I was really confused why this poop was wearing a hat, then I realized it was supposed to be challah bread. 🤣 🤣 💩 💩 💩

5 Stars: This Jew Toy Poop Bread Is My New BFF (Best Fecal Friend)! When I saw this yarmulke-crowned Poop Bread Jew Toy, I knew my life was about to get a whole lot weirder—and I was not wrong. This squishy, doughy doppelgänger of a bathroom blunder looks like it rolled out of a bakery mitzvah gone rogue. It’s got a tiny kippah perched on top like it’s ready to bless the bagels and then ruin the Seder with one cheeky squish. Pros: • The yarmulke is glued on tighter than my aunt’s grip on her kugel recipe. Mazel! • Feels like kneading challah while giggling through a fart joke—pure joy. • Left it on the counter, and my cousin thought it was “avant-garde babka.” Iconic. Cons: • My dog keeps trying to daven with it. Sorry, pup, this poop’s already got a minyan. • Might accidentally start a debate about whether it’s kosher for Passover (it’s not). This Jew Toy is the unholy union of deli dreams and toilet humor. Perfect for anyone who wants to yeet a yarmulke’d loaf at their frenemies or just confuse the entire shul. Buy it, love it, hide it from your bubbe. #PoopBreadMitzvah #JewToyJollie